Under th "ang mo" we al live happily together no complain. malaysia & singapore is one big family in our brains.

One dae we both lyk 1 durian cnt get along. gt sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay song.'

One moment lyk brothers, cn gib n take. Nxt moment we kena kik out by th leg.

Wah! our Towkay oso cry lyk mad, we al oso feel veh veh sad.

Our neighbour al sae, 'WAH ! they al sure die. They gt nth, how to get th nxt bowl of rice?'

So, 'Bo Bian' al work dae n nite. we oso join th army so we cn fite.

We dun care others 'see us no up.' bt actually inside we veh pain in th hart.

Dhen slowly hor we grow rich n abit fat. Now others tok bout us oso gt sum respect.

They scratch their head n sae 'Veh funni! gt nth how cum they stil cn make $$?'

Last tym oso gt no $$ to buy ice-cream cone. Nowadaes even small kids cn afford hp.

Sea port, Airport oso cn becum number 1. HEHE! sumtimes tink bout it oso funni.

Bt sum ppl look ad us oso nt happi. Acually they jealous dun wan sae oni ..

So everytime their country gt sumthing wrong, They al sae Singapoer's behind it al along.

Everybody noe we water no enough. They al turn off tap oni we cnt tahan.

They threaten us wib water supply n shout 'Cut! Cut! Cut!' Aiyoh they al tink th water is 1 big ketupat.

We al hear alrd 'buay tahan' WAH LAO! they tink we small cn makan!

Bt now 'cow pay cow poo' we al nt veh scared. we wan to build water desalination plant alrd so not so bad liao.

Bt their own economy al go bust. Gt to sell water if nt money no enough.

N dhen another neighbor sae Singapore no fren fren, gt so much $$, abit more oso duno how to lend.

They sae we al oni 1 small red dot, lyk th centre of a big Dartboard.

Mayb they tink we mouse they cat, tats why they suka suka anyhow tok lyk tat.

Bt we al stil send them alot of rice. Show th world we actually veh veh nice.

Sumtimes we 'Cho Ho Sim' oso kena whack. Bt we al gentleman wan, dun wan to fite bck.

I tink hor mayb they dun understand us veh well. Tats why relationship sumtimes lyk heaven sumtimes lyk hell.

Some sae aiyah properity is al due to luck, tats why we al siao siao cn stil win th Tiger cup

I tink hor, Singapore is lyk Chili padi in a pot - size small small bt stil veh veh hot hot .